Who seems to be the most challenged by…reality?
A. Our president for having what seems to be a renegade synaptic relapse at a speech today in Ohio, in which he randomly talked about polls, rugs, and…marriage. (he must’ve been signaling to Karl that Fredo was really f**king up.)
B. Senator John McCain for debuting his “bomb, bomb Iran” performance. (he’s still pissed at Scott Pelley—and rightfully so—for the question about his age.)
C. Alberto Gonzales for lying so badly that he made most 9th graders look good when they are bullshitting about why they don’t have their homework done. (Don’t you think he should’ve known better than to attempt to take on Senator Specter?)
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE
NOTE: This is NOT a trick question.